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  • Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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  • Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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  • When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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  • Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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  • Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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  • Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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  • Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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  • Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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  • Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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  • Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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  • Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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  • Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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  • Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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  • When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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  • Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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  • If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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  • Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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  • Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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  • Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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  • Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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  • Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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  • Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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  • Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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  • The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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  • When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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  • When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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  • Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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  • Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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  • Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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  • Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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  • Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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  • Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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  • Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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  • Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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  • Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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  • Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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  • Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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  • Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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  • Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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  • Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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  • Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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  • Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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  • Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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  • Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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  • Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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  • Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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  • Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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  • Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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  • Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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  • Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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  • Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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  • The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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  • Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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  • There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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  • Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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  • Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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  • Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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  • All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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  • MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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  • Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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  • Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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  • The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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  • Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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  • Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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  • It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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  • Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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  • Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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  • Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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  • Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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  • Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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  • Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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  • If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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  • Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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  • There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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