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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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