Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
681
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
369
250
More Chuck Norris facts
#746
Chuck Norris remembers the future.
#439
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
#85
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
#450
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
#283
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
#19
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
#447
Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
#634
Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
#115
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
#223
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
#350
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
#466
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted