Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!