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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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