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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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