Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.