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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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