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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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