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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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