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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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