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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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