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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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