Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.