Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.