Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.