Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.