Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.