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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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