Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.