Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.