Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.