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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.