Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.