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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.