Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.