Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.