Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.