Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.