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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.