Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.