Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.