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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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