Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.