Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.