Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.