Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.