Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.