Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.