Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.