Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.