Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.