Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.