Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.