Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"