Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.