Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier. 229 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (507 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.