Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.