Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier. 229 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (507 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.