Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.