Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.