Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.