Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.