The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.