The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"