The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.