The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.