The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.