The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.