The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"