The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.