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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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