The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.