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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.