The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.