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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.