The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.