The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.