Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.