Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.