Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.