Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.