Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.