Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.