Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.