Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.