Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.