Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.