Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.