Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.