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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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