Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!