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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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