Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.