Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.