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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.