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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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