Chuck Norris can access private methods.

378 285

More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.