Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.