Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.