Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.