Chuck Norris can access private methods.

378 285

More Chuck Norris facts

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.