Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.