Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.