Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.