Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.