Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.