Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.