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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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