Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear. 322 308 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (630 votes)
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.