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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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