Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear. 322 308 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (630 votes)
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.