Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear. 319 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (625 votes)
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.