Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.