Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.