Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.