Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear. 323 308 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (631 votes)
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.