Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.