Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?