Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.