Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.