Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.