Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.