Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.