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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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