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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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