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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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