Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.