Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear. 322 308 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (630 votes)
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.