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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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