Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.