Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.