Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.