Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.