Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.