Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.