Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.