Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.