Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.