Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.