Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.