Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.