Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.