Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.