Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.