Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.