Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq. 313 315 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (628 votes)
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