Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.