Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.