Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. 339 365 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (704 votes)
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.