Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.