Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.