Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. 340 364 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (704 votes)
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.