Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.