Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.