Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.