Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.