Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!