Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."