Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.