Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.