Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. 339 365 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (704 votes)
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.