Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
681
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
337
365
More Chuck Norris facts
#502
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
#355
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
#188
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
#415
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
#461
The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
#323
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
#232
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
#557
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
#376
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
#87
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
#73
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
#744
Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted