Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.