Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.