If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.