If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.