If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.