If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.