Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.