Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.