Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.