Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.