Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.