Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.