Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.