Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.