Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.