Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.