Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.