Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.