Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.