Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.