Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.