Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".