Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.