Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.