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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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