Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.