Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.