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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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