Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries. 288 324 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (612 votes)
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.