Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.