Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries. 288 324 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (612 votes)
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.