Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.