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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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