Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries. 288 324 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (612 votes)
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.