Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.