It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.