It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.