It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.