It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.