It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".