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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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