It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.