It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.