It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.