It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.