It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris. 360 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (679 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.