It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.