It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.