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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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