It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.