Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.