Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.