Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.