Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 289 312 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (601 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.