Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.