Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.