Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.