Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

287 310

More Chuck Norris facts

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.