Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.