Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.