Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.