Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.