Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.