Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.