Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.