When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.