Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.