Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.