Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.