Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.