Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.