Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.