Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.