Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.