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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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