Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.