Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.