Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.