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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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