Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.