Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.