Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.