When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.