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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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