When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.