When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.