When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.