When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.