When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.