When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.