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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.