When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.