When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'. 302 332 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (634 votes)
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.