When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.