When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.