When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.