When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.