When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'. 302 332 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (634 votes)
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.