When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.