When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'. 302 332 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (634 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.