When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.