When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.