When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.