When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.