When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.