When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.