When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it. 329 241 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 58% approval (570 votes)
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.