When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.