When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.