When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.