When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!