When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.