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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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