Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.