Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!