Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.