Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.