Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.