Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.