Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

Chuck Norris understands women.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.