Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.