Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.