Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.