Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.