Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.