Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.