Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.