Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.