Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.