Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!