Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.