Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.