Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.