Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light