Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.