Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.