Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light