Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.