Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".