Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.