When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.