When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.