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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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