When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.