When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.