When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.