When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle. 292 333 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (625 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.