When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.