When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.