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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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