Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.