Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.