Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.