Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off. 307 270 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (577 votes)
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.