Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.