Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.