Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.