Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.