Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.