Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off. 307 270 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (577 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.