Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off. 308 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (577 votes)
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.