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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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