Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off. 307 270 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (577 votes)
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.