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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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