Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.