Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. 350 274 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (624 votes)
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.