Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.