Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.