Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.