Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.