Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.