Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.