Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. 350 274 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (624 votes)
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.