Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.