Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.