Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.