Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.