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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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