Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.