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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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