Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.