Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.