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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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