Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.