Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.