Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.