Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.