Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.