Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.