Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.