Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.