Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.