Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"