Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.