Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.