Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.