Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.