Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.