Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.