Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.