Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.