Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.