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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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