Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.