Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.