Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.