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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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