Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.