Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.