Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.