Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!