Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.