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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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