Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time. 220 315 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 41% approval (535 votes)
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.