Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.