Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.