Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.