Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.