Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.