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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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