Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.