Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.