Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.