Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time. 220 315 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 41% approval (535 votes)
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.