Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.