Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.