Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.