Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie". 339 333 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (672 votes)
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.