Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.