Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.