Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.