Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.