Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.