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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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