Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.