Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.