Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.