Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.