Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.