Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.