Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.