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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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