Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".