Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.