Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.