Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.