Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.