Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.