Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.