Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.