Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.