Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.