Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.