Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.