Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).