Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.