Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.