Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.