Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.