Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.