Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.