Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.