Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.