Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.