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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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