Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.