Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.