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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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