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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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