Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. 333 323 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (656 votes)
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.