Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.