Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. 334 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (656 votes)
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.