Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.