Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.