Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.