Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.