Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.