Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.