Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.