Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.