Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.