Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.