Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.