Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.