MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground