MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 256 290 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (546 votes)
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.