MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.