MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.