MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.