MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”