MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.