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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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