MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.