MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 256 290 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (546 votes)
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.