MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.