MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.