MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.