MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.