MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.