MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".