MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.