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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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