MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 256 290 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (546 votes)
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.