Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.