Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.