Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.