Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.