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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.