Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.