Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.