Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.