Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.