Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest. 319 273 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (592 votes)
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.