Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.