Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.