Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.