Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest. 320 272 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (592 votes)
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.