Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.