Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.