Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.