Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.