Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.