Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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