Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.