Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.