Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.