Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.