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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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