Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.