Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.