Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.