Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.