Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.