Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.