Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.