Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.