Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.