Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.