Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice. 390 303 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (693 votes)
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.