Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.