Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.