Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.