Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice. 390 303 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (693 votes)
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.