Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.