Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.