Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.