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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.