Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.