Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.