Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice. 390 303 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (693 votes)
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.