Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.