Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.