Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.