Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.