Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.