Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.