Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 368 263 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 58% approval (631 votes)
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.