Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.