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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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