Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 368 263 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 58% approval (631 votes)
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.