Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.