Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.