Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.