Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.