Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.