Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.