Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.