Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.