Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.