Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.