Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.