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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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