Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.