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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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