Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.