Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.