Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won. 268 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (546 votes)
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.