Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.