Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.