Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.