Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.