Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.