Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.