Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.