Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.