Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!