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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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