Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.