Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.