The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.