The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.