The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"