The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).