The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris. 371 235 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 61% approval (606 votes)
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.