The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.