The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris. 369 235 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 61% approval (604 votes)
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.