The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.