The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.