The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.