The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris. 369 235 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 61% approval (604 votes)
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.