The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.