The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.