The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.