The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris. 369 235 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 61% approval (604 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.