The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.