The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.