The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.