The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.