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Roundhouse your way through
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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