The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.