In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.