In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.