In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 325 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (606 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.