In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.