In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.