In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.