In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 325 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (606 votes)
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.