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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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