In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.