In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.