In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.