In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.