In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 325 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (606 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.