In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.