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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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