In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.