In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.