In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.