In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.