In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 325 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (606 votes)
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.