In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.