In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 325 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (606 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.