The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.