The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.