The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).