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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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