The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!