The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.