The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.