The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.