The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.