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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.