The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.