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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.