The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.