The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.