The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.