The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.