The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.