The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.