The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.