The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.