Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
684
unique Chuck Norris facts
The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
334
295
More Chuck Norris facts
#566
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
#8
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
#112
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
#497
All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
#377
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
#195
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
#499
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
#328
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
#252
Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
#771
Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
#524
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
#265
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted