The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.