The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.