The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.