The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.