The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.