The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.