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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.