The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.