The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.