Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.