Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.