Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.