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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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