Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.