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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.