Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.