Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.