Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"