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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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