Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.