Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."