Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.