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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!