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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.