MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.