MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.