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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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