MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.