MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.