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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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