MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.