MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.