MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.