MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.