MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"