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Roundhouse your way through
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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