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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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