MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.