MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.