MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.