MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.