MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground