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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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