MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.