MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

332 332

More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.