MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.