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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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