MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.