MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.