MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.