MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.