MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.