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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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