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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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