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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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