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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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