Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.