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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.