Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.