Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.