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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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