Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.