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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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