Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.