Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.