Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.