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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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