Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.