Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.