Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"