Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.