Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.