Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.