Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.