Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.