Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.