Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.