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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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