Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.