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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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