Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.