Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.