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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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