Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.