Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.