Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.