Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.