When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.