When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.