When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.