When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.