When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.