When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.