When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"