When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.