When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.