When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.