When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.