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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.