When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.