When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.