Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.