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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.