Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

255 317

More Chuck Norris facts

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"