Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.