Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.