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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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