Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.