Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.