Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.