Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.