Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"