Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.