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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.