Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.