Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.