Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.