Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"