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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.