Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.